Benson "Cutters" Create Lunchtime Hassle

By Summer Mendoza

Maybe if I actually had a lunch that was longer than 15 minutes, and if I wasn't paying $10 a night for a dinner at Casa that I never get to eat because of my work and class schedule, I'd be more tolerant of the obviously malnourished cutters. What other reason would they be so anxious to eat Benson food? Unfortunately, that's not the case.

To those of us who wait patiently in line for a mere morsel of food, I say be patient no more! Stand up and fight (with plastic cutlery if needed) for your place in line! Don't let the cutters win and get the not-so-gross-looking piece of chicken!

To the cutters I say, "You are evil, and you must be destroyed."