top ten

10. You use "uh" more than two times in a sentence

9. You still drink 'til you black out

8. When you go out, you put on cologne like you're going to a junior-high dance

7. You pick up a dictionary when reading the newspaper

6. You show up to class half-drunk on Thursday mornings

5. You have girls making out as your desktop wallpaper

4. Chips and Top Ramen are two of your favorite food groups

3. You know local bartenders by name, but have no idea how late Orradre is open

2. You start sentences with, "When I was in high school..."

1. You spend Sunday nights talking about how drunk you were this weekend