Worst pick-up lines

10. Woman, staring at man as he fiddles with her collar: "What are you doing?" Man: "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

9. I'm a bird watcher. Have you seen a big-breasted bed thrasher?

8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

7. Excuse me, do you have a phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

6. I lost my bed. Can I borrow yours?

5. Are your legs tired? 'Cuz you've been running through my mind all day long.

4. Is your daddy a thief? 'Cuz someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

3. I can tell you've been drinking your milk.

2. Hey, I know where the party's at... it's in my pants!

1. Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.